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Onions and christmas trees...do you know the difference?
ONIONS & CHRISTMAS TREESA family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, 'Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there? The father, surprised, answers, 'Well, son, there are three kinds of Boobs In her 20's, a woman's are like melons, round and firm. In her 30's to 40's, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions'. 'Onions?' 'Yes, you see them and they make you cry.' This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter said, 'Mum, how many kinds of 'willies' are there?. The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, 'Well dear, a man goes through three phases. In his 20's, his willy is like an oak tree mighty and hard. In his 30's and 40's, it is like a birch flexible but reliable. After his 50's, it is like a Christmas Tree.' 'A Christmas tree?' 'Yes the root's dead and the balls are just for decoration.'Whoops sorry ..forgot about the " 9 oclock watershed" ....Thanks Helen, happy new year to you too My sides are still splitting, i know i shouldn't laugh at my own jokes but that " punchline" is awesome
Why didnt the USA see the christmas day bombing?
there was a massive flood of evidence whic suggested that the man who tried to blow up the plane over the USA on a coming form the netherlands. for one the nigerian intelligence agency warned the CIA and its own local security agency to keep a watchful eye on the man. secondly the man was already on MI5's watch list and denied him visa. thirdly the mans father some prominent banker actually told the Nigerian Intelligence Agency and went to the AMerican Embassy in Nigeria and spoke personally to the CIA that his son has severed all ties to the family and had flown and disappeared in Yemen a known terrorist hotspot for several weeks. Then he's reason for traveling to his USA was 'religious' reasons. i mean the USA doesn't allow so many people into their country and this doesn't seem like a good reason? then the man didn't even carry bloody luggage i mean that's like the biggest clue no luggage? for religious reason? and finally but no list he paid for the ticket some $3000 in cash. that's right cash which in most airports raises some form of alert. were the customs officers or CIA on some coffee break or Christmas party?The silliest bit is now they want to waste money screening people from certain nations which now includes nigeria...which is friggin stupid because 99.99 % of terrorist plots on the USa were from suspicious people already. Oh and the NSA heard of a plot to blow up a transatlantic flight using a nigerian man who would get the bombs form Yemen.
There were terrorist attacks this past christmas on 12/25/09...?
Someone please briefly fill me in.. thanks.
What time does walmart open after christmas?
What is the lamest gift you got for christmas this year?
When is the Dr Who christmas special 2009 repeated?
I missed the christmas special of dr who on christmas day and i was just wondering if anybody knows when or if it's being repeated before part two comes on?
Did Oba-mao even go to Church on Christmas Day?
Well, I didn't see any pictures of him, and his family, attending services?
When will trial for Christmas Detroit terrorist bomber start? What's the holdup?
What is the holdup with the Christmas bomber trial? This is an " open and shut" case open the jail, shut the door, throw the key away . Evidence is clear. This is not a US citizen and was here for illegal purposes lots of witnesses. Civil liberties people can sit this one out rights don't apply to terrorists in this country illegally.. Jury should be made up of airplane passengers, families of US soldiers in Afghan, and families of 9 11. No excuse for this kind of delay.
Does anyone know if BBC 1 are showing a repeat of the Top Gear Christmas special?
I don't have Sky Digital
Christmas day Bomber pleads not guilty?
Why in the world would the Christmas day bomber plead not guilty when he clearly is? Why do courts let pleads like that go through the system when it is clear that he is guilty?www1.voanews.com english news usa Suspect in Failed US Airliner Attack Heads to Court 80985312.html
Bookie refuses to pay £7 million on white Christmas bet.?
Thoughts?uk.news.yahoo.com 22 20100108 tuk oukoe uk britain bet fa6b408.html
Did the Christmas Detroit Bomber get on the plane without a passport?
I'm hearing from an eye witness report that the Detroit Bomber got on the airplane without a passport and had another person help him on the plane without a passport. I hear the same thing on NPR but can't find it supporting evidence for this outside of conspiracy sites . Does anyone have verifiable evidence for a second suspect and the bomber getting on the airplane without a passport?
Will Christmas island be affected by the possible tsunamis?
tsunami warnings have been issued after the chile earthquakeareas in the pacific region japan new zealand easter island hawaii tongo are said to be affectedaustralia too. christmas island is north west of perth, which is like west of australia
Where can i get a program or schedule of the Crystal Cathedral Glory of Christmas at LA California?
I want the original one scanned or photos of it. 2009 by the way PLEASE I NEED IT TODAY
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